me:man evolved and i was lazy....
and so was god when i came in...
and then things happened...
Aruni: well begin from the beginning
and end at the end
me: and then god
realized he'd made a prototype instead of a functioning model....
then he decided to tweak it a bit and introduce business logic
into the prototype..
but he procrastinated...
the prototype got dysfunctional..
it was
then unearthed from the depths of the earth where the data warehouse was...
and was then brought back to life..
but the prototype was outdated and was defective.. it'd grown
rust all over it..
it was
polished and business logic put in..
the testing was a bad phase in god's life...
and then there were other tasks at hand..
he decided he'd just get done with this and send him to this
planet called earth..
and he said lemme drop it on the earth 40 yrs hence the
hiroshima..
so he did..
but it
barely lit up... the bomb... more than just a spark..
today 25 yrs hence i speak of my origins.. and it moistens my
eyes... sob...
sob.....
sob...
and add a few more..
phew!!!
Aruni: oh but then why did he not give you the key?
why... he must have
you forgot
me: ya...
i did..
and he
later realised he'd forgotten to induce this element called memory in the
specimen..
but it was too late..
he was out... and laughing...
he let it be...
whisper words of wisdom let it be..
Aruni: you must find the
keys... otherwise its you wont find the tasks and knowledge locked away in that
data base!
me: god listened to
John..
Aruni: yep he did
me: the key maker is
dead...
Aruni: john and george were
jamming
and God was having a well deserved beer!
me: Merovingian killed
him..
Aruni: The keymaker aint
dead
trust me on that
The keymaker is alive
he is just lost
me: no ... seraf tried to save him with trinity
and morpheous..
Aruni: and you must figure
out a way to him ... whether in this world or theirs?
me: but he dead...
but his chest there..
Aruni: it is not what you
see... it is what you know
me: in zion..
Aruni: in your heart
me: i go there pick they
keys up..
i believe in the one...
gondor
shall be saved...
Aruni: gondor is long
forgotted
forgotten
it was saved once
and that was all
me: no i like
forgotted..
oh then march the army into zion..
the
machines kill...
i keel you..
they say..
one of them is achmed!!! the terrorist.. !!
Aruni: naaa achmed is such a darling!
watchhhoooo saying
me: oh he is...
i then shall let him pass..
he's thy precious is he??
achmed... milove... !!!
